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AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: The Greatest Oscar Speech

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Here is my imaginary Oscar speech.

Holy crap! Full disclosure. I almost shat my taffeta gown back there. I thought you were going to say Julia Roberts for a second. (Turns to Julia Roberts). I can’t imagine how pissed off you are right now. 

(Turns back to audience). This is a thrilling end to what has been the roller coaster of a lifetime. Last year I was sitting home watching this show wearing loungewear, eating a plate of salami, and chugging a bottle of cabernet. Now I stand before you after weeks of a starvation date, a pair of Spanx, and liposuction appointments so grateful for this honor. When I got a call from David O. Russell and he asked me if I would play a background dancer at a nightclub in American Hustle I was shocked. I haven’t been in a nightclub since college. I hate club music and there is always a line to the bathroom. But I was so inspired by his vision. So thank you, my dear friend. I have to thank Bradley and Amy for being such generous actors. Without them I could have never seen the parallels between a desperate hooker on the dance floor and a young woman searching for her own identity underneath a disco ball. 

There are so many people to thank. I want to thank my agent and my publicist who set up all those shots of me at the park with my kids and shopping for tampons at CVS. My husband who sat with me in the bathroom when I practiced various versions of this speech. My children who let someone else take care of them so I could attend any event I was invited to that had a red carpet. All the kids in One Direction who let me believe it was possible a 36-year-old woman could make her dreams come true. Justin Timberlake who offered me tips on getting your hair straight. Oh, don’t let me forget Nicole Kidman who reminded me it is possible to over do it on Botox. 

Music starts playing.

(Hoisting the statute in my right arm over my head while the left side of my dress splits I start breaking into song). This one is for you, Whitney! I want one moment in time. When I’m more than I thought I could be. When all of my dreams are a heartbeat away. And the answers are all up to me. Give me one moment in time. When I’m racing with destiny. Then in that one moment of time. I will feel. I will feel eternity.

And then the curtain falls to the stage and I am quickly escorted off stage.

-Kate Casey

* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

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COMPLETE LIST: 2014 MTV Movie Awards Nominees

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The 2014 MTV Movie Awards are just around the corner and we have the official full list of nominees for this year's big show.

For movie of the year, kind of no surprise between - 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, and The Wolf of Wall Street, but also The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaugh and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Other highlights include the Best Kiss category.

The show will air live on Sunday, April 13 at 9PM ET from the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live hosted by Conan O'Brien.

Full list after the jump.

AmoreMagazine.com Podcast Interview With Playboy Playmate, Miss March 2014 Britt Linn (AUDIO)

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AMOREMAGAZINE.COM PODCAST TALKS WITH PLAYBOY PLAYMATE, MISS MARCH 2014 BRITT LINN ABOUT HER SHORT-HAIR, JAMES FRANCO CRUSH AND LOVE OF ICE CREAM.

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Playmate Britt Linn is the kind of gal you want in your life, She's smart, witty, funny, has a great personality and gorgeous to boot.

The 23 year-old is a seasoned model who takes the honor as the first short-hair Playmate in over fifteen years. Britt grew up in New Jersey, where she was working as a surgical technologist when she was discovered by a modeling scout with RED Model Management The 5'10'' beauty started with he first gig at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, appeared in Seventeen magazine, and the clothing brand Diesel.

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Ashton Kutcher to 'Men's Fitness': One Night Stands Are 'Gross!'

Ashton Kutcher opens up in a candid interview with Men's Fitness about what else, but one night stands...

Since his party days of rumored cheating on Demi Moore in Las Vegas he seems to have settled down, you know, now that he's engaged to Mila Kunis.

Ashton thinks one night stands are now gross.

“Being a single guy can be a lot of fun… when you’re financially independent [and] can do whatever you want, whenever you want.”

“For every girl you have a good time with for one night, if you want to stay single, that’s the same girl that you have to not call back.”

“After a while, being the one night stand guy is also just a little gross."

Do you agree?

[Men's Fitness]

Katy Perry: "All of My Fans Are My Boyfriend!"

Katy Perry says that since her break with now ex-beau John Mayer she doesn't need any one guy in her life when she has her fans as her boyfriend.

While appearing on an Australian morning show a fan asked her if she had a boyfriend?

"If I have a boyfriend? All of my fans are my boyfriend!"

Katy was on the show with koala bears, to which she pointed and said:

"This is my boyfriend! See!"

Cute boyfriend, and cut answer!

[Us]

Leah Remini Will Get Her Own TLC Reality Show!

Leah Remini will get her own reality show!

The King of Queens actress and her family will be featured in a new TLC show set to air this summer.

TLC said in a statement about the show:

“Leah is a no-nonsense, hard-working, relatable mom, wife, daughter, and sister. Her sharp humor and unfiltered family are a perfect match for the network.”

Does this interest you enough to watch?

[LA Times]

Oprah Winfrey to Lindsay Lohan in Docu-Series: "You Need to Cut the [expletive]..." (VIDEO)

Oprah Winfrey can sometimes tell it like it is, and that is just what she did with Lindsay Lohan in a new docu-series on the OWN network about Linds.

In a trailer clip (above) Lindsay says:

"There's nothing left in having a drink for me. What's left in that feeling? Nothing. There's no party that I haven't gone to, there's no person that I haven't hung out with, there's no situation that I haven't been exposed to. "

Oprah tells her:

"My truth is that I really do want you to win. If that isn't what you want, I'm okay with that. I will tell these guys to pack up and leave today. You need to cut the [expletive], you really do."

Check it out and tell us what you think.

[Us]