In the upcoming issue of Star Magazine there is an exclusive interview with Brian Bouma, a grip Jennifer Aniston had a fling with during the filming of one of her non-descript romantic flops in 2008. I am guessing most of Hollywood must have put the brakes this week on their affairs out of respect to the heroic efforts of the Navy Seals. How else can you explain a three-year stale story on a make out session between an actress and a crewmember on a movie no one ever watched? The magazine refers to him as a "former lover". (Side note - Can we just put an end to the term lover?)
Highlights of the article:
- He says she pursued him.
- She likes bad boys, and that is why it never worked out.
- She told him he was too ‘Mr. Pure.’
I have never understood the interest in a bad boy. Call me crazy, but I like it when someone returns my calls, pays their bills on time, and doesn't have a criminal record. There is something comforting in knowing you won't wake up in the morning and wonder what happened to your flat screen. It's hard enough trying to protect your emotions in a new relationship, so who needs to worry about identity theft? It is all fun and games until your heart is broken and someone else is intentionally using your credit cards at a Forever 21 and Waffle House in Arkansas.
Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey