Tennis star Andy Roddick is now engaged to SI swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker. According to People magazine they met after Mr. Roddick asked "people" (not the magazine) to find B-Deck's number. He called her up and asked her out.
As for the rest of the population- we find and call a hot swimsuit model and we get a date with the police. Of course this is 2008 and we just stick to a friend request- "thanks for adding us as your friend" message on MySpace. We feel special but really? Your friend number 49,718.
We say Good Luck to the happy couple. Just please don't name your kids Apple, Moxie CrimeFighter, or Pilot Inspektor (Yes, all real celebrity names), but if they do name their kid something crazy we're pushing for Staten Island CrimeFighter Roddick. It has a ring to it.