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Close Friend: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Both Seem Happy

A close friend of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Adam Shankman opens up about how the former couple are doing and how they are getting along with each other since their divorce.

"They are incredibly happy," said Shankman. "I've just been emailing with him. He's coming back. He's shooting [All You Need Is Kill] in London and seems as happy as a clam. I know he sees his daughter."

"Katie seems really happy," said Shankman. "You just fight through all the noise. And it's noisy!"

Both happy and divorced - sounds like the ideal situation for Hollywood.

[NYDN]

AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Fake Tom Cruise Dating Stories

I love it when a celebrity publicist plants an obvious story. The more obvious it is, the better. Because no matter how famous you are your publicity team still needs to make regular calls to reporters at all the weeklies to ensure you get print. Tom Cruise is 50 years old. He’s no longer getting photographed with a robot wife and their daughter. He’s got a new movie to sell and a taped deposition in a lawsuit he’s trying to sweep under the rug. So he’s got to divert attention and somehow his publicists think the way to do it is to come up with a hilarious plant about taking a restaurant hostess out for a romantic night in New York City.

From In Touch Weekly (slumming it, I would say for the Tomas of yester year):

“On December 18, the Collateral star swept his date, Queens native Cynthia Jorge off her feet at New York’s Le Baron nightclub, an insider who saw the exchange told a weekly magazine. “They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” the insider told the magazine. “Tom looked like a pro. At one point, they began grinding together. It was straight out of Dirty Dancing.”

He took her in his arms and began “grinding” together straight out of Dirty Dancing? Did she also do the lift in the center of the dance floor while a circle formed around them?

Can you imagine the plants that hit the cutting room floor? If they were going to go balls out, maybe they should have considered some other options:

1.    “On December 18, the Jack Reacher star took his date, Scranton native Crystal Trollip on a whirlwind date to Times Square that culminated with some dry humping on top of a street grate.”
2.    “On December 18, the Rock of Ages star took his date, Kansas City native Roberta Robinson on a titillating date to the Broadway performance of West Side Story. By the end of the show they were both doing toe touches in the aisle.”
3.    “On December 18, the Top Gun star took his date Chris Christianson to a pet heavy date at a karaoke bar in Greenwich Village where he serenaded with her the Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers classic “Islands in the Stream.”

If Tom Cruise really went out on a date I doubt he would take them dancing. He’d probably arrange an auditing session at the Scientology Center after racing motorbikes in the dessert near the L. Ron Hubbard compound. You know – romantic stuff.

-Kate Casey

Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

Drunken Neighbor Attempts To Get Onto Tom Cruise's Property

Everyone has that annoying neighbor and for Tom Cruise who has walls all around his property, one would think that that would make him immune to the crazy neighbors syndrome. Wrong!

According to TMZ a drunken neighbor of Cruise's stumbled onto his property over the weekend, attempted to scale a fence, the cops showed up and tasered the guy.

Case in point here: Don't try to fuck with Tom Cruise or his house. If ya do, you'll be tasered bro.

[TMZ]

NEW MOVIE TRAILER: 'Jack Reacher', starring Tom Cruise

Here it is the trailer for Jack Reacher, starring Tom Cruise who plays a former military investigator.

Also in the film is Robert Duvall, Rosamund Pike and Werner Herzog.

Jack Reacher hits theaters December 21.

[Jack Reacher]

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AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Why Tom Cruise Should Take My Sister For 4th Wife

Tom Cruise has had two months now to digest his divorce from Katie Holmes. Normally he has more time to review contractual documents and assign Scientology staff members to various point positions weeks before announcements are made. But this one happened when he was overseas and the subsequent settlement had to be handled swiftly as his church and reputation were on the line. So I am assuming he’s now ready for round 4 on the marital wagon since there are pictures of him in New York City this week looking trim and pulled.

So before Tom starts his latest round of girlfriend/potential robot wife interviews I’d like to suggest a candidate.

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Dear Church of Scientology,

It has come to my attention that you are busy looking through headshots and combing old copies of the Xenu Prayer logs to find the next Mrs. Cruise. But before you start making arrangements for an open casting call for “Tom Cruise’s Unnamed Project X” I would like to suggest an excellent candidate: my sister Megan.

Listen, you guys have had enough of a headache. I get it, the last thing you need is an outsider. You don’t think someone outside the “biz” would understand Mr. Cruise’s needs. That perhaps someone who doesn’t share the belief that a galactic overlord froze thetan souls on the planet Teegeeack millions of years ago would understand the services Mr. Cruise needs. But she might come around. I mean, for years she believed one day she’d marry Kirk Cameron.

You want her to keep his secrets? Just give her a credit card. An unlimited spending spree at Neiman Marcus would work. Separate living quarters requested? No problem, just make sure it has a view and a butler. She would be fine.

Tom obviously needs someone who will revolve their world around him. So if this means flying to the Eiffel Tower, yachting with friends in the Caribbean, and ice climbing in Iceland she will do it. It beats sitting in the carpool lane.

She is over 30 and already has kids. So there would not be any lingering questions about paternity. She’s already sailed that ship.

She would not be offended if Tom offered to pay for her to get her teeth filed or her hair straightened. She’ll probably ask if he can throw in some laser treatments for good measure.

You won’t have any problems with her in-laws. Our dad barely knows us. So he won’t be putting together an iron clad pre-nup or giving him a hard time about being in a cult. I am pretty sure he doesn’t even know where she lives.

So it’s a win-win.

Warm regards,

Kate
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-Kate Casey

 Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Tom Cruise and I Would Have Never Lasted

One of the benefits of being raised in a completely dysfunctional family is you become pretty skeptical of people in general. I’m thinking this could be part of the reason Katie Holmes found herself so unhappily married to Tom Cruise. As I understand it, she comes from a really nice family from Ohio who love and respect each other. So when Cruise’s fleet of Scientology lieutenants started Operation: Wife #3 she was easily fooled. Now had this happened to me, for example, I would have been able to sniff out the crazy long before he’d changed my name and taking courses at the Scientology Center. I mean the minute he told me that Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy 75 million years ago and that Earth was then known as “Teegeeack” I would have grabbed my car keys and gotten out of dodge. But she probably had parents who know her middle name and don’t speak with a fake accent. So what would she know about escaping a cult?

Because I would have known pretty early on that a normal single man would find it creepy to live with his mother, his sisters, and their kids under one big surveillance covered roof. I would have been concerned that all my new church friends took copious notes on our conversations. I would have also resisted the urge to participate in the Annual Scientology Picnic or wanted to attend the Scientology Prayer Breakfast after being asked the following kinds of questions while hooked up to a makeshift lie detector test:

- Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
- Have you ever smothered a baby?
- Have you ever enslaved a population?
- Have you ever destroyed a culture?
- Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?
- Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

But again, maybe if you grew up happy and around normal people you would stay and enjoy the cheese platter and a cold Sprite while answering these questions objectively and then getting impregnated with a turkey baster in a windowless doctor’s office. You’d just think everyone was sweet and means well.

-Kate Casey

Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

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