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AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: If Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Were in High School

I have been looking for a new perfume. Believe it or not I have had the hardest time finding something built on the base of tears and desperation and with hints of bitterness. You know, something I can wear day and night. Then I read Jennifer Aniston launches her new fragrance Lolavie in London tomorrow. Sweet! Looks like I am going to be taking a trip to Rite-Aid this week. I figure I can probably find it wedged between Antonio Banderas' cologne and Celine Dion's perfume.

Lola. Could this name be overplayed anymore? In the marketing materials she is naked and her picture is taken from behind. Wow, that is a shot we have never seen.

Lainey Gossip reported that Lolavie was originally supposed to launch in June but due to "mystery scheduling conflicts" it ended up getting pushed to July, conveniently the same week that Angelina Jolie is pushing her new film SALT. Part of an agenda to stint coverage of Angelina? Yes, of course.

This song and dance is getting tiring. Every time Angelina has something to promote Jenny finds some way to insert herself in the conversation. Angelina does the same thing. You would think all these years later the two would just move on. Then you remember they live in Hollywood, which is no different than high school. Jennifer is the Prom Queen destined for local community college and a career as a manicurist. She is not very smart, despite sporting glasses to look the part. She is popular because she drives a BMW and has a golden tan all year long. Girls want to be her because they are at an age where you think having long hair and skinny legs makes you better than everyone. Brad Pitt is the idiot quarterback. If it were not for his looks he would spend the rest of his life managing a bowling alley. He morphs his personality in accordance with whom he is dating at the time. When he is with the Prom Queen he wants to be a catalog model. When the idiot Quarterback cheats on the Prom Queen with Debby Downer, the town's gorgeous nut bag, all hell breaks loose. How could he? But remember nothing happens in their town and suddenly it is a scandal of epic proportions. Debby is dark and brooding. She likes to stand too close to the train tracks and has already started getting tattoos. She likes to read the newspaper, which is a departure from Prom Queen who only reads the labels on shampoo bottles. She is different and Quarterback has been bored. Next thing you know Quarterback is wearing leather jackets and has cut back on his regular skin care regimen. He does not have time for that now; he and Debby have to speak about the UN and saving the world. Prom Queen stews. Debby smirks. Quarterback waits for directions. It never ends.

-Kate Casey

Kate is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Will Get Married When Their Kids Ask Them To

Maybe having kids gives you a new perspective on marriage. Brad Pitt once said of marriage to longtime girlfriend Angelina Jolie that "they would get married once everyone is allowed to get married." (Referencing the ban on same-sex marriage.)

In an interview to air tonight on ABC's Nightline the duo said they would get married if their kids wanted them to.

As posted on People.com,

"I think it would be hard to say no to the kids," Jolie, 35.

But so far, it hasn't been an issue, as none of their six children seem to think it's a priority, either. "They're not asking," Jolie says. "They are very aware that nothing's missing."

Jolie currently stars as a tough-as-nails CIA agent Evelyn Salt in Salt.

[People]

[ABC News]

Angelina Jolie Tells "Vanity Fair" Marriage Isn't Out Of The Question

Angelina Jolie is a busy woman with she and Brad Pitt's six children, and jetting to Haiti over Father's Day weekend it's amazing she has time for anything else, but the 35 year-old actress opened up to Vanity Fair in the August issue about the things we want to know. Will she and Brad ever get married? Will they have more kids? Will she and Brad work together on screen?

ON MARRIAGE:

"We're not against getting married. It's just like we already are," she said. "Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment (than marriage). It's for life."

ON MORE CHILDREN:

"We're not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time," she told Vanity Fair. "We want to make sure we don't build a family so big that we don't have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well."

ON WORKING TOGETHER WITH BRAD:

"We'd have to figure out who’s going to watch the kids, but it’s really about finding the right thing, because we've looked," the actress told Vanity Fair. "I don’t think people want to see people who are really together intimate on-screen. Maybe we have to play bad guys that try to kill each other, so it’s just fun and aggressive, not dealing with some man-woman deal.”

Jolie stars in Salt, in theaters July 23rd.

The August issue of Vanity Fair on newsstands July 6th.

[Vanity Fair]

(Cover Photo: Vanity Fair)

AmoreMagazine.com's Kate Casey: Brad Pitt Thinks Jennifer Aniston "Is Pathetic"

US and Star Magazine have their work cut out for them this week if they want to make a dent in the sales PEOPLE will get for their Sandra Bullock cover (I will get to that story). US has a pretty good story running on their website.

According to a friend of Brad Pitt he was not pleased with Jennifer Aniston's feature in Architectural Digest in February. Brad is known for being an architectural buff and while they were married Jennifer would apparently tease him about it. Cut to several years later (and a year after Brad was featured in the same magazine) and she graces the cover.

"Brad thinks she is pathetic," the source tells Us of a recent Aniston interview, adding that the 46-year-old actor was "disgusted" with his former spouse (the pair divorced in 2005). "Brad feels this is all so desperate," adds the insider. "It was a ploy to get his attention." She knows he reads the magazine and wanted to impress him.

They say Hollywood is like high school. In this case Jennifer is doing a drive-by. She is walking past the football field. She is making out with some guy on the dance floor. She has no shame. Shouldn't she just let it go all these years later? She needs an intervention. Maybe Michael Lohan is available.

-Kate Casey

Kate is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. New mom. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Entering Spiltsville?

Is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up? The couple have been together for five years and haven't been seen together in public since January 6th.

As posted by the NY Daily News posted, News of the World in London,

Citing sources, the paper said Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have met with California divorce lawyers and have agreed to divide their vast fortune.

It's worth an estimated $330 million and includes mansions in France, New Orleans and Los Angeles.

In legal papers signed by the unmarried stars this month, the world's most famous couple also has agreed to share custody of their six kids, sources say.

The couple share six children.

So is this true? Much is being made about it. We shall see.

[NYDN]

Author Predits A Brangelina Split

Usually reports come out when couples split, but one author is playing this game like a sports bookie and predicting that Brand Pitt and Angelina Jolie will break up in the next 15-18 months.

Author Iam Halperin who just released his newest book, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie told Popeater of such evidence.

“I learned she recently filed an adoption request for a seventh child, and incredibly on the form it’s only Angelina Jolie’s name.  Not Brad Pitt’s.  If they are going to stay together, why isn’t his name on the form.  Apparently the papers were filed in Syria.”

Halperin has interviewed 900 people and is puzzled by the fact that there hasn’t been anything written about the couple in book form.  He said, “There’s been so many stories about them, so many rumors and innuendo, and I really feel I was able to get the story behind the story and break it down properly.”

Well, we will see about this.

[Popeater]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Differ On Politics!

Could Angelina Jolie be upset with President Obama's politics as of late? It seems as though that might be the case as Us reports,

"She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," adds the source.

"Angie isn't Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors," the source says.

Has Angelina jumped the gun and not given President Obama enough of a chance? What do you think?

[Us]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Launch Jewelery Line

Quite possibly being the most powerful couple in the world Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are attempting to make their brand more powerful then it ever has. Now, Brangelia are designing a new jewelery line for Asprey as reported by WWD.

The limited edition collection, which was conceived and designed by Pitt and Jolie, has been in the works for more than a year, and will go on sale at Asprey stores in London, New York, Beverly Hills, Tokyo and Dubai later this week, according to Asprey officials.

Prices start at $525 for a silver baby spoon with a curving, serpent-shaped handle, and all net proceeds from sales will go to Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which was cofounded by Jolie in 2006. The charity raises awareness and funds to educate child victims of war, conflict and natural disasters.

And of course like the good minded couple they are proceeds go to charity. Yay, to them!

[WWD]