Lola. Could this name be overplayed anymore? In the marketing materials she is naked and her picture is taken from behind. Wow, that is a shot we have never seen.
Lainey Gossip reported that Lolavie was originally supposed to launch in June but due to "mystery scheduling conflicts" it ended up getting pushed to July, conveniently the same week that Angelina Jolie is pushing her new film SALT. Part of an agenda to stint coverage of Angelina? Yes, of course.
This song and dance is getting tiring. Every time Angelina has something to promote Jenny finds some way to insert herself in the conversation. Angelina does the same thing. You would think all these years later the two would just move on. Then you remember they live in Hollywood, which is no different than high school. Jennifer is the Prom Queen destined for local community college and a career as a manicurist. She is not very smart, despite sporting glasses to look the part. She is popular because she drives a BMW and has a golden tan all year long. Girls want to be her because they are at an age where you think having long hair and skinny legs makes you better than everyone. Brad Pitt is the idiot quarterback. If it were not for his looks he would spend the rest of his life managing a bowling alley. He morphs his personality in accordance with whom he is dating at the time. When he is with the Prom Queen he wants to be a catalog model. When the idiot Quarterback cheats on the Prom Queen with Debby Downer, the town's gorgeous nut bag, all hell breaks loose. How could he? But remember nothing happens in their town and suddenly it is a scandal of epic proportions. Debby is dark and brooding. She likes to stand too close to the train tracks and has already started getting tattoos. She likes to read the newspaper, which is a departure from Prom Queen who only reads the labels on shampoo bottles. She is different and Quarterback has been bored. Next thing you know Quarterback is wearing leather jackets and has cut back on his regular skin care regimen. He does not have time for that now; he and Debby have to speak about the UN and saving the world. Prom Queen stews. Debby smirks. Quarterback waits for directions. It never ends.
-Kate Casey
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