Rihanna is back on Instagram and back to shock the world a la Miley Cyrus.
In the December issue of Elle, RiRi poses topless and revealing she wants “a big, trimmed d*ck” for Christmas." Yup, you read that right.
She also reveals that the sexiest thing a man has ever said to her is, “Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!”
As for if she wasn't a singer, she says that she would love to be a wife with at least one kid.
As for the craziest thing she's ever done... that, she will keep a secret.
Read the whole interview with after the jump and tell us if you're shocked by any of it.