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Jim Carrey Confeses His Love For Emma Stone in YouTube Video

Jim Carrey, being the funnyman himself must have a thing for funny-women, i.e. Emma Stone.

Why you ask? Well, he made this (above) YouTube video confessing his love for The Help actress saying,
 

"I think you're all the way beautiful, not just pretty but smart and kindhearted."

"If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire, and everyday for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face. Sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to."

"I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're pretty special. I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment but most of all I wish you love and contentment, that's all."

What??!!!

What do you think about this vid? In all seriousness, is he for realz?

[Jim Carrey]

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Jenny McCarthy in no longer single and but has been mingling with one particular guy. Since separating from long-time boyfriend Jim Carrey in April the former Playmate told People she is seeing someone. Who is he?  Jason Toohey, 35, a Las Vegas resident and former fitness model.

The duo have been together for two-months.

Which probably explains why McCarthy has been spending quite a bit of time in Vegas lately.

She told People on Saturday night at the Midsummer Night's Dream Party in Las Vegas,

"I've been living in Vegas for about a month. My house is under construction right now in L.A., so I very well could be here until it's done,"

McCarthy, 37, told PEOPLE at Saturday's Midsummer Night's Dream party at Las Vegas's Palms Casino Resort. "It's been awesome here."

Looks like she picked beauty instead of humor this time around!

[People]

Jim Carrey Tweets A Lot Without Thinking!

Jim Carrey that funny, nice, crazy guy, who was always good to Jenny McCarthy and had a huge heart for her son with autism doesn;t seem to have that same heart for anyone else. Since he and McCarthy have split it seems Jim Carrey's mind has gone in a completely different direction along with his love life. The one time funny-man Tweeted yesterday blaming the fact Tiger Woods cheated so much was because Elin Nordegren was too dumb to not know. Are you F***ing kidding me?

Carrey Tweeted,

No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)

Now Carrey is Tweeting his big Fire Marshall Bill mouth again commenting on another athlete who's in trouble - this time is Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.

On Sunday Carrey Tweeted,

My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little. So here goes...I'm going to make a sandwich now. peanut butter.(sigh) ;^\

Well, I ate my inoffensive sandwich with an acceptable glass of milk and took the dogs out, while avoiding any controversial thought--->

...then I was sexually assaulted by Ben Roethlisberger! I can't be certain but it sure looked like him! Good thing I'm a Steelers fan! ;^B

In early March Roethlisberger was accused for a second time in March of sexual assault.

Maybe someone who Tweet Jim Carrey movies aren't funny anymore. Especially that Yes Man!

[Twitter]

Jenny McCarthy & Jim Carrey Enter Splitsville

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey have called it quits when it comes to love. This was one of those relationships we never got and still don't. It's kinda like when Drew Barrymore dated Tom Green or better yet when Jennifer Love Hewitt dated Jamie Kennedy.

"Jim and Jenny have recently decided to end their five-year relationship," Carrey's rep Marleah Leslie tells PEOPLE.

"I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I shared together," McCarthy, 37, said in a statement. "I will continue to be in his daughter's life and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."

In announcing the split on his Twitter page, Carrey, 48, echoed her warm sentiments. "I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!" Carrey Tweeted.

McCarthy's son has Autism in which she wrote a book about the subject and appeared on Oprah to talk about her son's life. Carrey was real close to her son.

[People]

Jim Carrey Proposes To Longtime Jenny McCarthy On Ellen... Sort Of

Jim Carrey made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday. Ellen talked to Jim about his new film Yes Man and how he is saying Yes to everything these days.  Ellen dares him to eat lemons, dirty dance with and propose to girlfriend Jenny McCarthy.

Highlights from show:

Ellen: This will be interesting Jenny is here as we mentioned.  Let’s just start with bringing Jenny out.

Jenny walks out

Ellen: Hi Jenny

Jenny: Hello Ellen..How are you doing babe? (to Jim Carrey)

Jim: Look how pretty she is.

Ellen: You are such a great couple and this is kind of putting you on the spot and kind of funny and maybe not but he (Jim) says he says yes to everything and you’ll been together for three years and we thought that you should propose to her (Jenny) on the show.

(the crowd applauds)

Jenny: Well, darling?

Jim: Wow, Hun I love you so much and I know we never planned on doing this because we didn’t feel like we needed a third party to tell us that our relationship was sacred but Jenny ( Jim gets down on his knee) Will you……

DING DONG ( the doorbell rings)

They are interrupted by “Ellen’s 12 Day’s of Giveaways.”

(Photo: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.)