It is still surprising to me that Simon Cowell is a father. I am sure he was just as surprised as I was considering he did impregnate his best friend’s wife. But nevertheless he is now the legal guardian of someone who oddly isn’t a prostitute from Czechoslovakia.
Six days after his son was born he headed to Miami Beach with his girlfriend and they have been lounging poolside ever since. How do they fit in pediatrician visits in their very busy tanning schedule? They have been taking long walks along the shoreline with their two dogs. They have enjoyed long naps after glasses of champagne. She’s even fit in mounting him in full view of photographers. That little minx doesn’t let post partum blood clots or contractions get in the way of sexy time.
As you know, I had my third baby this summer. So I can relate.
Six days after I pushed my daughter out of my lady cavity I was dropping my sister back off at the airport after a “delightful” visit with her two kids. The only walks I can remember taking were in and out of the drug store and the doctor’s office. I guess technically I got to second base with the FedEx delivery man when my engorged jugs were being pumped for breast milk.
So I get it.
* Kate Casey is a Pop Culture Lover. PR Pro. Soon-to-be New mom again. Comedy nerd. Celebrity gossip fan. Follow her on Twitter @KateCasey